Tell me something I don't know!

This is Chicago, not South Park. UFO's seen in Tinley Park. Elvis has no offical comment on the sighting.

Me like computer good. - Study: PCs make kids dumber

kat is more smrter than me.

My apologies

We had partnered jvWorldWide with a free hosting site called codes4u.net, to provide image hosting for our site. Without warning or any prior notice, codes4u.net has changed their policy, and is no longer offering free hosting, leaving jvWorldWide with a bunch of broken image links. This makes codes4u.net a bunch of F'ing pricks. Needless to say we will be resolving the broken links, and will find a reliable hosting partner to provide images for jvWorldWide. Thanks for your support. -jv

DUDE.....seriously......Why do we use the word DUDE so much....maybe we should study the word DUDE??

Wasting away again in Wrigleyville. Searching for my last Old Style Beer. Jimmy Buffett at Wrigley Field next year???

It's only a sworn affidavit, but really...what does that mean.

The Christian Guide on How to Beat your Kids

Totally helpful site for PC troubleshooting. The Process Library. This site will help you identify which processes are running in you task manager. Very useful in hunting out trojans, spyware, and viruses

Welcome back

Welcome back to Monday. Sorry for the no-posts over the weekend, but activity and illness kept me apart from my beloved keyboard. Here we go, the links for Dec 6th, 2004.

Santa has an energy plan

Headline: Hand pulls groin

To help get us get through the holiday season we have The Emotionally Unavailable Alcoholic’s Guide to Holiday Romance

Red or Blue. Choose Blue! Support Blue.

Needs some coffee...follow the instructions for a cup of hot cappucino.

2) Put coin in vending machine
3) Choose your drink
4) Click on the cup when it is ready
5) Click on "APRI"

So easy, a monkey could do it. stupid monkey!

We are going to live to be 1000 years old! Cambridge University geneticist Aubrey de Grey believes life expectancy will soon be extended dramatically to 1,000.

Another great gift idea from Target.

No .. really, How can my bar tab be $10,000?!? I only had one drink!

Telecoms Fight Plans For Public Networks. Let me get this straight, we the people, can't run our own networks?...That's a crock of sh*t!!! Get bent telcoms!

Orange Krush!!!

Does size matter ladies??

If it does, don't go to Germany where condom study shows average size is a mere 5.75"

Pimpin' Smurf gives you the guide on "How to be a Pimp" in 8 easy steps.

Of course, any big daddy smuf pimp has to have his bling bling, if you know what I mean.

This is smurftastic! Go on, and find out what your smufin' name is.

jv, aka, Pimpin' Smurf