Thursday, December 16, 2004

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Monday, December 13, 2004

Christmas Shopping Help.

So, are you planning on any online Christmas Shopping? You might find this site very useful. It contains the discount codes to a lot of online stores. Why pay full price?

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Will the Bills make the playoffs? Bad day for the Browns but another Bills victory today!!

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

My apologies

We had partnered jvWorldWide with a free hosting site called, to provide image hosting for our site. Without warning or any prior notice, has changed their policy, and is no longer offering free hosting, leaving jvWorldWide with a bunch of broken image links. This makes a bunch of F'ing pricks. Needless to say we will be resolving the broken links, and will find a reliable hosting partner to provide images for jvWorldWide. Thanks for your support. -jv

DUDE.....seriously......Why do we use the word DUDE so much....maybe we should study the word DUDE??

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Wasting away again in Wrigleyville. Searching for my last Old Style Beer. Jimmy Buffett at Wrigley Field next year???

Monday, December 06, 2004

It's only a sworn affidavit, but really...what does that mean.

The Christian Guide on How to Beat your Kids

Totally helpful site for PC troubleshooting. The Process Library. This site will help you identify which processes are running in you task manager. Very useful in hunting out trojans, spyware, and viruses

Welcome back

Welcome back to Monday. Sorry for the no-posts over the weekend, but activity and illness kept me apart from my beloved keyboard. Here we go, the links for Dec 6th, 2004.

Santa has an energy plan

Headline: Hand pulls groin

To help get us get through the holiday season we have The Emotionally Unavailable Alcoholic’s Guide to Holiday Romance

Friday, December 03, 2004

Red or Blue. Choose Blue! Support Blue.

Needs some coffee...follow the instructions for a cup of hot cappucino.

2) Put coin in vending machine
3) Choose your drink
4) Click on the cup when it is ready
5) Click on "APRI"

So easy, a monkey could do it. stupid monkey!

We are going to live to be 1000 years old! Cambridge University geneticist Aubrey de Grey believes life expectancy will soon be extended dramatically to 1,000.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Telecoms Fight Plans For Public Networks. Let me get this straight, we the people, can't run our own networks?...That's a crock of sh*t!!! Get bent telcoms!

Orange Krush!!!

Does size matter ladies??

If it does, don't go to Germany where condom study shows average size is a mere 5.75"

Pimpin' Smurf gives you the guide on "How to be a Pimp" in 8 easy steps.

Of course, any big daddy smuf pimp has to have his bling bling, if you know what I mean.

This is smurftastic! Go on, and find out what your smufin' name is.

jv, aka, Pimpin' Smurf

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Check out Park Place in the Photo, it's slightly off center to the right, in the lower half of picture.

There are some sites on the internet that you just wish that you never saw or better yet, never knew of their existence...this is one. holy crap.


And there you have is all the rage!!


Which Playing Card Are You?
Which American City Are You?
Your Psych-Ward diagnosis
Are you an independent thinker?

and Lastly...

Over your head and through your ears to oblivion house we go!

Post results in comments.

Very useful very cool. FILExt is a detailed database of file extensions and programs that use them. So, basically if you have a file and not sure what it does, or where it's from, or what to open it with...just type in the file extension eg. .txt and presto.

Wtf. Dude, it's just not right, but it's par for the administration. Bush Hands Million-Dollar Public Land to Mining Company for $875.

How's your day going? Find out with a bio-rhythm report.

McRorie! You got to love that mullet. If you watch long enough, you'll notice that he's being interviewed by a young Celine Dion.

I'm sure all of us could have used this drunk dialing protection at one time or another....

Maybe Kerry should have tried this to win more women (or men) votes.....

Having a problem expressing your gratitude to the driver that just cut you off? Share your true feelings with this handy new book.

Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder shows abnormalities in the fiber pathways along the....hey look! a butterfly.

SPy1: so what are you wearing?
Ajent: Trenchcoat. What are you wearing?

awwww...sweet merciful crap!

Bad ass case mod! Yes, it is a PC shaped like a V8 engine. Nice work men.

Tyson, the famous Skateboarding bulldog, now has a web site. Pictures, and video of him in action included. Good Dog!

Police have to arrest each other for distributing kiddie porn to school principals

Peter Anspach is a common pen name George W. Bush Jr. writes under.

From insider trading to smuggling, Martha is learning the ropes in prison.

From the good to know files. Recycling's shortest guide

Monday, November 29, 2004

No, seriously, stop being such violent pricks. wtf!

And in further Cheeba news...Supreme Court to weigh medical marijuana laws. I think I feel sick...cough...cough

Maybe Illinois isn't about to legalize cannibis, but consideration of simply ticketing for a possessing a small amount is a start......

Sunday, November 28, 2004


Finally! “It’s back to business.” They're going to sit at the peace table.

Top 1000" titles. This list contains the the intellectual works that have been judged to be worth owning by the "purchase vote" of libraries around the globe.

Kelly, maybe the next time you're at Target you could hook a brother up.

So you like stats, eh?, A massive central data source and a handy way to graphically compare nations.

Tech Support. What do I do O'guru of computer wisdom?

According to Jimmy Chow, I'm not dumb.

Bird flu fear sweeping the world.

We're Done. He's not over here

Super Rainman Genius!

Saturday, November 27, 2004

New LAN speed record achieved! Caltech and Cern scientists managed to transferred 859 gigabytes of data in less than 17 minutes. Citng applications for their new achievement, military and porn.

Stats, stats, stats..get your stats here! Reality Clock, real-time statistics that reflect the issues facing society and the world today, from the most serious to the mundane and the absurd.

Pictures from my trip

Mario and I in Thailand

Apparently it's been ruled a suicide.

The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

The heiress showdown. Julia v. Paris

How to be a drunk I need a manual.

Sk8 or die.

Bubba the cow. Not into guns, but loves chicks!

Thursday, November 25, 2004

Happy Thanksgiving!

Game Over. Let's give thanks to the Bears for coming out and trying real hard. 21-7. The Bears are now 4-7, on the start of a 2 game losing streak.

So, I've downloaded iTunes, after AOL decided not to support winamp anymore...I can say in all honesty...i like it.

Downhill Battle - Music Activism

Save Bob the dog

Cow with Guns! Fighting for Bovine Freedom

Excuse me, Professor Manson. I have a question. Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

It's halftime for the Bears, and I give thanks to god for making them stop. Soooo bad! There is still a chance for a win being that it's 7-7, so we can be thankful for that.

here are the links.

If it's only the thought that counts...then here's my present

Bad Monkeys!

SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom, It's no laughing matter for Crime Stoppers in Sheboygan.

I love headlines that read "They Don't Come Any Dumber..."

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Wooohooo...It's almost time for time off.

Thanksgiving is tomorrow, and I couldn't be happier. Let me take the time and validate the holiday by giving thanks to the many blessing I have in my no particular order

  • hooch

  • my job

  • my friends and family

  • my health

  • Feel free to post a comment giving thanks, where thanks is due. Happy Thanks giving everyone....

    You too can surf at work

    Urgent News!

    from the wtf files.

    A game from the mind of Gray

    Monday, November 22, 2004

    Yeah! Short Week!

    Today is like a virtual Wednesday....I keep telling myself. Anywho, the links for today are...

    Just droppin a dime for my dawgs. wurd.

    Google Scholar...helpin' out the grad students

    These are the rules...shotgun!

    Time Management

    How about a "little" rock....Mini Kiss


    If you are in need of a weekend project, you can check this out. I know a couple of guys that would give it a big thumbs up.

    The French Army defending their moral high ground by machine-gunning down civilians. [graphic video]

    Do I have to choose? You must choose!

    Saturday, November 20, 2004

    Friday, November 19, 2004

    Finally Friday

    The day isn't over, but I'll be glad when it is...

    AOL Sucks! They suck soooo bad, I almost believed this to be true.

    The Boondocks. It's right up there with Get Fuzzy as a daily must read.

    What to do with your cheapo' vodka... Filter it.

    ummm....I guess I agree.

    Awesome diebold ads


    And we thought the US Post Office was bad at times.

    Thursday, November 18, 2004

    the hooch gallery

    go! cat's! go!

    Divided we stand. Red v. Blue, rural v. urban. thanks to James for forwarding the article.

    America's best columnist, Jim Anchower.

    What if we had run another candidate against bush....

    Indictment no worries for GOP....just change the rules.

    Chesterfields to all my friends, Marry Christmas! love, Ronnie.

    Wednesday, November 17, 2004

    And the Reviews are in.....

    "What, were you stoned when you did this? Seriously, you can take me off you email list. Thanks." - Kelly Gonske (formally, Kelly Vrabel)


    God, I need a drink!

    Another cause that guns are bad for......

    Another cause that sex is good for.....

    So, really...How do you feel?

    Today in brain news

    This is war. [graphic warning]

    It's punk rock. double middle finger to you!

    Great. another killing machine...just what the world needed.

    Tuesday, November 16, 2004

    You just never know about those damn beavers.

    No, really I mean it.

    Meet Mr. Cooter. This "prospect has made name for himself"

    and now boobee's

    Bigger than a Helicopter!

    The shark is bigger than the helicopter! "I think we're going to need a bigger boat"

    Voting Morality? Against Gay marriages? Your sermon is now ready to be read.

    No bombing unless you have your degree

    What is that I smell?

    "Don't let them fool ya,Or even try to school ya! Oh, no!" Stand Up For Your Rights!

    Voter fraud? Would the associate dean of Yale Law School lie?